И если есть в кармане пачка сигарет, то я нокин он хевенс дорс
It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the 'Great Escape', he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain... It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, 'Like a Virgin'.


Знаешь, я тоже умею рассказать о совершеннейшей фигне с тааким интересом, что все будут слушать и ВНИМАТЬ.
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